A new petition, which enjoys widespread support in Denmark, proposes buying California in response to President Trump's desire to own and buy Greenland from Denmark (the petition content is below).
In a new development regarding President Donald Trump's well-known interest in buying Greenland, an online petition in Denmark has gained significant momentum, garnering nearly 200,000 signatures.
The petition proposes that Denmark raise $1 trillion of Danish money to buy California, with promises to bring “comfort to Hollywood, bike paths to Beverly Hills, and organic sandwiches to every street corner.”.
The petition says that in light of long-standing tensions between Trump and California's leadership, he may be willing to give up the state for the right price.
Renaming Disneyland to “HC Andersenland” and turning Los Angeles into “Løs Ångeles” are just some of the ideas that would make California “New Denmark”.
As of the time of writing, it is unknown whether this petition will receive any serious attention from the United States or from Donald Trump himself.
Petition content
This is what it shows Website for signing the petition (Translated from English to Arabic):
Let's buy California from Trump – Denmark's next big gamble
Have you ever looked at a map and wondered, “Do you know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and skis?” Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality.
Let's buy California from Donald Trump!
Yes, I heard that correctly.
California can be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.
Why California?
Abundant sunshine: Let's face it, the weather in Denmark… well, let's just say it's warm. California has 300 sunny days a year. Imagine swapping your rain boots for flip-flops!
Technological dominance: Are we gaining an additional pool of technology specialists? Great! That's what every democracy needs.
Avocado toast forever: California grows 90% of avocados in the United States. That's right—you'll never run out of avocado toast.
To protect the free world: Most people say we enjoy the greatest degree of freedom. Tremendous freedom.
Disneyland: We're going to change its name to Hans Christian Andersenland. Mickey Mouse wearing a Viking helmet? Yes, please.
Why might Trump sell?
Let's be honest—Trump is not a big fan of California. He has called it "the most damaged state in the Union" and has been at odds with its leaders for years, and we're pretty sure he'd be willing to give it up for the right price.
And by the way, we will also supply you with Danish pastries for life to sweeten the deal.
As for the will of the citizens, let's face it honestly: when did this will ever stop him? If Trump wants to sell California, he will sell it.
The huge plan
The crowdfunding goal is to raise one trillion dollars (or a little more or less), which means just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. If you don't have a few lattes, you're safe (you'll hit the target).
We will send our best negotiators – Lego executives and Borgen representatives.
It is in the nation's best interest to promote our nation's exceptional heritage, and thus California will become the new Denmark. Los Angeles? It's more like Løs Ångeles.
Danish values: We'll bring "hygge" culture to Hollywood, bike paths to Beverly Hills, and organic bread to every street corner. The rule of law, universal healthcare, and fact-based policies may also apply.
Donor benefits
Is there anything else to sweeten the deal?
10 Danish kroner:
A personal thank-you note from the Danish royal family (well, maybe just a postcard). .
100 Danish kroner:
A virtual tour of the new Danishwood studios.
1000 Danish kroner:
A lifetime supply of California-grown avocados (shipping not included).
10,000 Danish kroner:
Your name on a street sign in New Denmark.
1,000,000 Danish kroner:
Your private beach in Malibu (Terms and conditions apply)
Sign now, and let's make New Denmark a reality!
Let's buy California from Trump – Denmark's next big adventure!
Disclaimer: This campaign is 100% real… in our dreams.
Location and Contact
- Somewhere on Earth, for strategic and economic reasons.
- bigly@denmarkification.com
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